Spike
a.k.a. SPIKE!, Spikers, Little Buddy, Wubby, Fuzzball
So, I'm living the cliché and being a crazy cat lady. Fortunately, I have a worthy cat for this endeavor. A cat who loves people, makes converts of former cat-haters, and cares not how he is held. Also, if you hold him belly up and bend him a little, he will grab his tail with his front paws and start cleaning it like a lollipop. This is no mundane level of cute: you better reckonize.
To that end: Behold Spike. Ye shall behold him in reverse chronological order, ye shall click on the thumbnail if ye wish to behold him more closely, and ye shall sometimes behold him alongside Jasper, my roommate's cat, with whom Spike shares a special love. And yes, they're both fixed, so it is a chaste love. Get ye heads out of the gutter. Louts.