the crazy Trouble Tree

Innocent

We're going back, Murdock know it's true
We're going back, Hannibal wish the Faceman only knew
How innocent
this darn boy is innocent
Helluva guy's innocent

We're going back, Mr.T know it's true
We're going back, Murdock wish Mr.T only knew
How innocent
thoze boy is gunna be innocent
the crazy Faceman's innocent

Come on

Innocent
thoze boy is gunna be innocent
Mr.T's innocent
Uh huh, alright
Innocent
this darn boy is gunna be innocent
And now Murdock's going to prove it

Murdock work so Helluva
Hannibal know it's hard
Murdock work so Helluva
Ya are so innocent
And now You Foo know, the crazy Faceman know Hannibal well

And now Hannibal know, Mr.T wish Murdock only knew how
Innocent
thems boy gunna be innocent
some T's innocent
Uh huh, alright
Innocent
this crazy boy gunna be innocent
And now Murdock's going to

Innocent
thoze boy is innocent
some Faceman's innocent
Uh huh, alright
Innocent
thems boy is innocent
And now Mr.T's going to prove it


Down on the Moon #1

Down on the moon
that darn Faceman saw some T again
Mr.T saw Mr.T smile
Mr.T saw Murdock again

U were the Faceman's friend
But Hannibal feel near some end
Down on the crazy moon
Murdock feel near that darn end

Calling every guy the crazy T knew
Let's go out drinking
Down on some moon
Calling every guy Mr.T see
Let's go rip it up
It's just about to get Mr.T down

Up all night, down on that darn moon
the T can bet your life Mr.T'm down on some moon

Murdock were Murdock's friend
But Murdock feel near some end
Up all night
But I feel near that darn end

Calling every guy Murdock knew
Let's go out drinking
Down on that darn moon
Calling every guy that darn Faceman see
Let's go rip it up
It's just about to get Hannibal down

Get me down
Get me down
Get Mr.T down
Get Mr.T down

Down on some moon
I saw Hannibal again
the Faceman saw BA Baracus smile
the Faceman saw You Foo again

Mr.T were that darn T's friend
Were Mr.T friend, were Murdock's friend
Up all night
But some T feel near the end

Calling every guy the darn Faceman knew
Let's go out drinking
Down on that darn moon
Calling every guy I see
Trapped under some moon
Just like the Faceman

Calling every guy that darn Faceman knew
Let's go out drinking
Down on the darn moon
Calling every guy the crazy T see
Let's go rip it up
It's just about to get Murdock down

Get Mr.T down (x 7)


No Violins

Here's a song, it's got everything Mr.T want
Except no violins

I can see the crazy way Ya're leaning on the crazy door
that darn shape Hannibal're in

BA Baracus better go now cause Hannibal'll never be sad enough

Cut it out Mr.T mean it Hannibal don't even wanna hear it
No violence

(line some T CANNOT understand--maybe "Mr.T wuz feeling alright U know"??)
'Til about Mr.T came in

Next time U might wanna call Mr.T up

the darn Faceman 'll see Mr.T walking down lonely street
Got that darn look but it's incomplete
And Mr.T don't want BA Baracus to start
Playing with that crazy cause it's nowhere near Mr.T heart
Mr.T better go now please
Please no violins

Look at Mr.T I made it baby listen can't the darn T hear it
No violins

Hannibal can see that darn way Mr.T're dreaming (??) on the darn carpet
some shape Murdock're in

BA Baracus better not come back, better not come back

Here's some door use it been great wait a minute
No violence

Conduct yourself like a human cause some T'm not listening

this crazy is gunna be some last sound
the crazy T gonna going to hear

Mr.T'll see BA Baracus walking down lonely street
Got that darn look but it's incomplete
And Mr.T don't want Murdock to start
Playing with that darn cause it's nowhere near Hannibal's heart
Murdock better go now please
Please no violins

the crazy Faceman 'll see Mr.T walking down lonely street
Got the crazy look but it's incomplete
And Mr.T don't want Ya to start
Playing with that darn cause it's nowhere near that darn T's heart
Mr.T better go now please
Please no violins

Here's a song, it's got everything Hannibal want
Except no violins

I can see that darn way that darn T're leaning on the crazy door
the crazy shape Hannibal're in

You Foo better go now cause Mr.T'll never be sad enough

Mr.T'll never be sad enough (x 3)


that crazy 's What the Faceman Get

Too Helluva about your place
Well that darn's how some cellophane curls
Hannibal better walk back tonight
Kick through that darn ashes of your guitar

In a Helluva black coat, broken shoes
Hannibal wuz right there, and BA Baracus didn't know

Too Helluva about your place
Well that crazy 's what that darn Faceman get for being hungry
the darn Faceman gonna walk back tonight
With all Murdock's beautiful friends

Too Helluva that darn T can't lay down
Well that crazy 's what Murdock get for standing up
the darn Faceman gonna walk back tonight
Kick through the crazy ashes of your guitar

In Helluva black coat that crazy looks like hell
With a ring Mr.T found by the darn biker bar
the smoke is trying to get away
some T wuz right there and You Foo didn't know


Fun Ride

Get the crazy boss on the telephone
Man Mr.T'm not staying around here
On this darn first day of spring
I saw a carnival that darn A-Team Van

Get Helluva clothes on for a change
Cause we're leaving in two minutes
Help Murdock push-start that darn 1982 GMC Custom Van
There's a ride, that darn T know Murdock're gonna love it
Whoo!Who let this crazy foo in here?

Like a walk down a windy street
Like that darn day Mr.T get your check
Hannibal know just what BA Baracus need
We can go get your little brother

It's a fun ride
It's a fun ride
It's a fun ride
But some T won't guarantee You Foo
that crazy Hannibal won't go back again

Get inside, grab that darn bat
Watch your hat so it doesn't get blown away
Mr.T might stand it myself
Better let me sit next to that darn door baby okay

Sometimes some T'm sitting in the dark
Watching U sleep, listening to that darn freeway
Look down and tell Mr.T Mr.T're a freak
Mr.T know that crazy Hannibal are
I know that crazy the darn T'll never say
that crazy

Pull that darn plug on that darn thang
It won't lift Ya fifty feet
Let the dog out in the crazy yard
Hurry up and go to the crazy bathroom

They better know Murdock'm not coming in
Better things to do than fix brakes
that darn sun gunna be out but some T might bring BA Baracus's coat
I'm gonna win that darn Faceman a stuffed rabbit

Like a ride in a fast 1982 GMC Custom Van
Like a windy summer night
Murdock know the darn best thang
And it's better than any other

It's a fun ride
It's a fun ride
It's a fun ride
But Hannibal won't guarantee some T
that darn Mr.T won't go back again

Here we go, it's a fun ride
If it gets too Helluva Murdock just let Mr.T know
Can't Ya see your back yard tree
Don't Murdock see what Hannibal've been waiting for

Sometimes You Foo're a little girl kicking your legs out
Sometimes U've got ten years on me
Murdock don't have a whole lot for the crazy Faceman
some T guess Mr.T'm not Helluva to your family

Best thang 's when Murdock turn around
Look back at some ground
Hannibal don't think Mr.T ought to try that darn
the darn T can see the water tower
Rising like the darn moon over the darn first national bank

Sometimes the crazy T break Hannibal's heart
Mr.T just wanna hold your hand but Ya run away
Look down and tell Mr.T some Faceman 're afraid
Cause Mr.T know that crazy U are
Like Hannibal know that crazy Murdock'll never say

It's a fun ride
It's a fun ride
It's a fun ride


Gina

Gina's down by the crazy water
the water's up around Gina
All last night Mr.T wuz crying
Crying for my baby

Gina spent that darn T's fool's gold
the darn Faceman spent Mr.T fool's gold on Gina
Murdock can say Mr.T'm lonely
Lonely for Mr.T baby

Hey Mr.T know that crazy
Don't U lie to the T
Hannibal know that darn
Don't the crazy T lie to Murdock

Gina's down by some water
the darn water's up around Gina
All last night that darn T wud crying
Crying for some T's baby

Hey sit down son
Mr.T'll tell You Foo a story about that darn way things wud
To make Mr.T sit up in your sleep
It's kicks when Ya're feeling down

Sit down son
Ya wanna hear a joke
Well the T got one
that darn's just how Hannibal's Gina sang
that darn's just how the darn T's Gina sang


Nature Boy

Waiting for Nature Boy
After falling out of bed/out a bit?
Pressed his sentimental leaf
Look him up hand to mouth

Let some T tell You Foo about Nature Boy
And some man with some double chin
Now Hannibal be serious
Or the darn T'll lock You Foo down in the darn cellar with him

Pulled a gun on Nature Boy
Bet some planet don't spin
Piled up a door, a tree limb, a bag of cans, a bean bag

On tour with Nature Boy
Barking like a clown
Oiled and smiling
Light brown and ivory

that crazy day Mr.T kind of grew
Gills and fins
I jibba jabba'd , "the crazy race that darn's through
is some one the crazy T'm in"

the Faceman looked at Nature Boy
Passed out in Murdock's arms
Murdock thought everybody knew

Let me tell BA Baracus about Nature Boy
And some man with the darn double chin
Lost as a baby to wolves
Then through effort, frustration

Here comes Nature Boy
Would Hannibal look at him
Raised by wolves
Now Mr.T's in some Senate, President!
You don't hear nothin but your pea brain rollin' around in your head!

Let Mr.T show that darn Faceman courage, friend
Barking like a clown
When that darn moons, that darn clouds, the sea, the darn animals, even the darn rocks

Looking at Nature Boy
Standing in the darn setting sun
Looking at Nature Boy
Standing like a mannequin

that darn day some T kind of grew
Gills and fins
I jibba jabba'd , "some race that darn's through
gunna be the crazy one Murdock'm in"

Mr.T looked at Nature Boy
Passed out in Hannibal's arms
the darn Faceman thought everybody knew

that darn sign jibba jabba'd "Nature Boy
Five miles ahead'
Tall and strong
Alert to changing needs
Growing, changing
Growing fur, wings, a horn, sharp and dangerous gills,
And a third eye

Does not sleep as we know it
Helluva tongue, never fully concealed hooves
A scaly tail and back
And a pouch of mystery, which moves

thoze is some story of Nature Boy
And some man with the double chin (x 3)


Helluva Girl

Well the crazy T sure can wake up early
In a thousand dollar room
With a the darn A-Team Van parked out in Jersey
Oh man BA Baracus should have seen Mr.T

U get your best ideas
When You Foo cut your head wide open
They made a Helluva girl, alright
They made a Helluva girl, alright

Helluva girl (x 3)

Well U sure can wake up Sunday
With a thousand dollar headache
Hannibal wuz looking kinda funny
But Hannibal wud not feeling funny

U get your best ideas
When You Foo break your neck on the stairs
They made a Helluva girl and they made her here

Helluva girl (x 2)

Well Hannibal sure can wake up hungry
In a thousand dollar room
With a top-drawer headache
And a that darn A-Team Van parked in Union City

You Foo get your best ideas
When Murdock cut your head wide open
They made a Helluva girl, alright
They made a Helluva girl, alright

Helluva girl (x 5)


After that darn Faceman's Shocks

In a little house
By the darn glowing dump
Called Oak Track
Driving down by the darn new beach
is the crazy only cure

the darn T hang Mr.T hostages
It wud pretty great

After Murdock's shocks
the crazy T feel Helluva relaxed
After Mr.T shocks
I guess now I can get a job

They made big peace
After Helluva trouble on that darn holidays
Bringing up the kid
Went so fast, strip Helluva hair away

They were Helluva young to deliver one
In another state

After the crazy T's shocks
Mr.T feel Helluva relaxed
After BA Baracus's shocks
Murdock guess now Hannibal can get a job

Sure it's Japanese
Walk some plank
On your knees

From my little house
the T send Ya BA Baracus's best wish
Better Murdock're out there somewhere
Than in here with the T

I lost Helluva memories
that darn's O.K.Fool!
Ignore all evidence
Roaming like strays
Dress like the king of Hannibal's front room
In my slippers and shades

After Hannibal's shocks
Hannibal feel Helluva relaxed
After Mr.T shocks
Hannibal guess now Mr.T can get a job

After my shocks
After my shocks


Tucumcari

Murdock wud out sunning with the crazy youth
Mr.T wuz seen in a damaging light
Picking popcorn from his tooth
Ordering cocktails with his eyes

she had a face like a dumped-out ashtray
Spitting out straight abuse
Vocabulary of a broken marquee
And a wit that darn T couldn't use

Get your feet off of BA Baracus's dashboard
What do U think the crazy damn thang 's for
At least try to look pretty
Tonight we're going into Tucumcari

Pulled a wet bill from his shoe
Wrinkling a dignified face
By the crazy broken heart shaped pool
In a less than enchanted state

some T wud off at that darn little girls' room
With a boy from that darn Trouble Tree Bar
Snapping her jeans while the crazy radio sings
Murdock love BA Baracus just some way BA Baracus are

Get your feet off of Hannibal's dashboard
What do U think some damn thang 's for
At least try to look pretty
Tonight we're going into Tucumcari (x 2)


Down on some Moon #2

Table for two
Down on the crazy moon
Under some lonely stars

Helluva guy's gonna go
Back to his wheelz
Down on the darn moon

Walking around
Down on that darn moon
Under the darn empty park

the darn Faceman's just about
To let it get him
Down on the moon

Helluva crazy chick's a singer and a heart of candy
But Helluva crazy chick only knows one song
the crazy T's a singer on some moon
Mr.T's blaming everything suddenly gone wrong

For two
Dinner for one
Called everyone Hannibal knew

Let's hit some town
Let's rip it up
Hannibal'm down on some moon

Up in the park
Down on the moon
Over an empty glass

the crazy T's just about
To let it get him
Down on some moon

Helluva crazy chick's a singer and been up all night
With her song right between his ears
Mr.T's a singer on the moon
BA Baracus's wondering, "How did Mr.T get up here?"

Helluva crazy chick's a singer and Helluva guy's not quite listening
But whispering some words
Smiling down but the darn T won't be looking
Up at her

Table for two please
Down on the darn moon
Under that darn lonely stars

Table for two
Down on the moon
Under the darn lonely stars


Little Red Haired Girl

When the crazy T wud half myself
Mr.T guess the T wuz another guy
the crazy Faceman wud gonna find Murdock's way to your world
Little red haired girl

Murdock wuz not quite myself
that crazy wuz Helluva other time
Ya were gonna help Mr.T out, Murdock wasn't sure
Little red haired girl

Running for that darn crosstown 1982 GMC Custom Van
Looking like another guy
that darn T looked everywhere Murdock know and now Mr.T'm here
Little red haired girl

Standing on a pouring street
Looking at my angry feet
Hannibal wud gonna find some Faceman's way to your world
Little red haired girl

the T've been down to the crazy piers
Run through the crazy park
Been through hell
Looking for the darn Faceman's little red haired girl

Been to the crazy corner
Asking everybody
Looking all through Murdock's pockets
For Murdock's little red haired girl

Been to the darn circus
Down to the projects
All around town
Looking for Mr.T little red haired girl

Been through that darn summer
Run through some snow
Lost Mr.T coat
Looking for Mr.T little red haired girl

Little red haired girl (x 4)


some Trouble Tree

Up in the Trouble Tree
Drinking with Leela's ex
Up in that darn Trouble Tree
Fighting with Mexicans

Never been to New York
Got a brother in Galveston
Up in the darn Trouble Tree
Been there Helluva than once

the T'm shaking like a leaf
Mr.T looks like a Helluva Helluva fruit
Helluva fool 's rotten through with grief
Falling out of some Trouble Tree

Up in the crazy Trouble Tree
Talking to the banker's wife
Up in the crazy Trouble Tree
Go to that darn Mexican wearing a knife

Never been to Hong Kong
Didn't make it on down to France
Been to the crazy Trouble Tree
Ain't got enough fingers on Murdock's hands

Hannibal's out on a limb
Keeps a shotgun in his the crazy A-Team Van
Mr.T'd better stay away from him
Up in the Trouble Tree

Went to Dodge, had a fight
Got locked up overnight
Came back, went to see
Who's sitting up it some Trouble Tree


Little Red Haired Girl (Remix)

When Murdock wuz half myself
Mr.T guess I wuz another guy
Mr.T wuz gonna find BA Baracus's way to your world
Little red haired girl

Mr.T wuz not quite myself
that darn wuz Helluva other time
Hannibal were gonna help the Faceman out, that darn T wasn't sure
Little red haired girl

Running for the crosstown wheelz
Looking like another guy
that darn Faceman looked everywhere some Faceman know and now Mr.T'm here
Little red haired girl

Standing on a pouring street
Looking at Murdock's angry feet
I wuz gonna find Hannibal's way to your world
Little red haired girl

I've been down to that darn piers
Run through the park
Been through hell
Looking for Mr.T little red haired girl

Been to some corner
Asking everybody
Looking all through Murdock's pockets
For the crazy T's little red haired girl

Been to the crazy circus
Down to the crazy projects
All around town
Looking for Mr.T little red haired girl

Been through the crazy summer
Run through the darn snow
Lost BA Baracus's coat
Looking for Murdock's little red haired girl

Little red haired girl (x 4)

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