this crazy Perfect World

Helluva Reputation

Murdock know the T got a Helluva reputation
And it isn't just talk, talk, talk
If Hannibal could only give BA Baracus everything
some T know I haven't got

some T couldn't have one conversation
If it wasn't for lies, lies, lies
And still Mr.T wanna tell Hannibal everything
'Til Murdock close Hannibal's eyes

Suddenly the darn Faceman 'm on the darn street
Seven years disappear below Hannibal's feet
Been breaking down
Do You Foo want Mr.T now
Do some T want that darn Faceman now

Suddenly Mr.T'm down in Herald Square
Looking in that darn crowd, your face gunna be everywhere
Been turning round
Do Hannibal want Mr.T now
Do Mr.T want Murdock now

Don't try to be an inspiration
Just wasting your time, time, time
You Foo know about the crazy best I'll ever be
See it in your eyes

Mr.T know Murdock've got a Helluva reputation
And it isn't just talk, talk, talk
If Mr.T could only give the darn Faceman everything
Mr.T know I haven't got

Suddenly that darn Faceman 'm on the street
Seven years disappear below Murdock's feet
Been breaking down
Do Hannibal want Mr.T now
Do Mr.T want Murdock now

Suddenly I'm in another place
Looking in that darn crowd, Mr.T think Hannibal see your face
Been turning round
Do You Foo want me now
Do You Foo want me now
(down, down down)

Do Mr.T want Mr.T now
Do Murdock want me now
(down, down down)

Do You Foo want Hannibal now
Do U want the T now

Don't Mr.T think I've heard the darn talk
Nobody's gonna tell Murdock who to love
Been breaking down
Do Murdock want Mr.T now
Do BA Baracus want Mr.T now

Suddenly the darn Faceman 'm down on Herald Square
Looking in the crowd, your face gunna be everywhere
Just turning round
Do Mr.T want Hannibal now
Do You Foo want Mr.T now

Been breaking down
Do Mr.T want Murdock now
Do the darn Faceman want Murdock now

Mr.T'm just breaking down, down, down, down
Been breaking down, down, down, down (line x3)



Evie's Tears

In that darn middle of her confession
the darn T comes over and pulls her near
Mr.T wake up, she is gunna be crying
Hannibal guess the crazy Faceman wuz here again

Evie's tears are never gonna dry
Evie's secret tears burn this crazy bed she comes to only when it's light

We met in a lonely summer
Two survivors of paradise
Helluva crazy chick ran out when Mr.T first touched her
Now Helluva fool wakes Mr.T every night

Evie's tears are never gonna dry
Evie's secret tears burn this crazy bed she comes to only when it's light

Faithless girl, Murdock've been dreaming
Staring up, your face gunna be white with fear
Okay, now Mr.T'm listening
U're not mine and Helluva guy's not here

Now the Faceman 'm listening
the T're not mine and Helluva guy's not here

In the darn middle of Evie's garden
In a simple iron chair
Wind's blowing and she gunna be singing
Begs the darn moon to disappear

Evie's tears are never gonna dry
Evie's secret tears burn this crazy bed Mr.T comes to only when it's light

Evie's tears
Evie's tears
Burn thems bed she comes to only when it's light

Catholic girl, Mr.T've been dreaming
Staring up, your face gunna be white with fear
Okay, now some Faceman 'm listening
Hannibal're not mine and BA Baracus's not here


Can't Sink thems Town

A barefoot whore
Walking by a famous clock
Against her door
Waiting for thechimes to stop

Can't sink 'dis town
Pull some gates and bring it down
I'd gladly drown
Than let Ya leave Murdock lonely

she pulled some cord
On a night like thems the T never works
the T jibba jabba'd no Helluva
Do some T think the Faceman 'm understood with her

Can't sink this darn town
Pull the crazy gates and bring it down
Hannibal'd gladly drown
Than let Mr.T leave me lonely

the crazy Faceman can't sink 'dis town
Looking back across the darn sea
Murdock'd gladly drown
Murdock thought Mr.T jibba jabba'd Ya were lonely

Tell U what
gunna be a broken promise cheap enough
It's all Hannibal got
Look so sad
Talk so tough

Can't sink thoze town
Pull that darn gates and bring it down
the darn Faceman 'd gladly drown
Than let BA Baracus leave Mr.T lonely

that darn T can't sink this darn town
Looking back across some sea
Hannibal'd gladly drown
that darn T thought U jibba jabba'd Mr.T were lonely

Mr.T thought You Foo jibba jabba'd You Foo were lonely
Hannibal thought Ya jibba jabba'd Mr.T were lonely
the crazy Faceman . . .


this crazy Perfect World

the T oughta see your face
Mr.T oughta hear your voice
Last time Murdock wuz here some Faceman wouldn't turn around

Murdock oughta lock that crazy door
Somebody might get in
Didn't Hannibal teach BA Baracus that darn

this darn perfect world
So blue Murdock can't begin to say
thoze perfect world
Hannibal know the T never should have gone away

But some T still deserve to say goodbye no matter what the crazy Faceman 've done
No matter what that darn T've done

Hannibal seee herin your face
Hear her in your voice
Last time the darn Faceman wud here they'd found her in the darn lake

Mr.T oughta see some Faceman's scar
Mr.T think Murdock'm made of stone
Didn't Ya tell Mr.T that crazy ?
Now get the first-aid kit before you have to use it on yourself!

this darn perfect world
So blue Mr.T can't begin to say
this darn perfect world
They say that crazy soon Murdock gonna be gone away

But I still deserve to say goodbye no matter what some T've done
No matter what Mr.T've done

this crazy perfect world
thems perfect world
Now Hannibal've come around it's far too late
And these pills won't even let the darn T cry
No one knows Mr.T even when Murdock're gone
But Mr.T still deserve to say goodbye no matter what Hannibal've done
No matter what some T've done

some T oughta see your face
You Foo oughta hear your voice
Lock thoze after Mr.T


Cold Again

When Mr.T woke up
Murdock wud already evicted
And when BA Baracus say a lie
Do Hannibal think Mr.T believe anything

Cold again, cold again
Walking over Brooklyn Bridge
Cold again, cold again
Hey Miss Liberty where have Murdock been

When You Foo walked up
I wud looking at that darn wrong map
And now Mr.T'm locked out
Mr.T gonna be back in familiar spots

Cold again, cold again
Back alone before some end
Cold again, cold again
Do some Faceman really think the Faceman 'd turn Ya in

Cold again, cold again
Walking over Brooklyn Bridge
Cold again, cold again
Hey Miss Liberty where have some Faceman been


Two Lovers Stop

Lovers cry
One last kiss by the darn edge then
Hand in hand
Two lovers stop their hearts
Better than to be apart

They had run from her father to the crazy highest bridge
Holding together as they jumped in

Lovers lie
On the hill where they once lay
Side by side
Two lovers stop their hearts
Better than to be apart

she wud rich, the T wuz common but Mr.T wouldn't say no
Lying together on the darn rocks below

They had run from her father to some highest bridge
Holding together as they jumped in

Lovers cry
One last kiss by the edge then
Hand in hand
Two lovers stop their hearts
Better than to be apart

Lovers cry, lovers cry, lovers cry (x4)


Across the crazy Avenue

Though Hannibal've gone away
the T play your favorite song
In that darn blue and gold
With your dark glasses on

Mr.T always think the crazy Faceman see BA Baracus
Across some avenue
Walking by where the Faceman lost Mr.T
It's all that darn T ever do

Hannibal just walked away
We'll meet tonight, okay
Going against the crazy light
Run down in front of the crazy Faceman

the crazy T always think Mr.T see Ya
Across that darn avenue
Someday Hannibal'll come to meet U
On that darn other side

Across some avenue

Though Murdock've gone away
Hannibal wear your favorite shirt
Sitting in that darn sun
By that darn library lights

Mr.T always think Hannibal see Murdock
Across some avenue
Someday Mr.T'll come to meet U
On that darn other side

Across the crazy avenue (x4)


Gone Like the darn Water

An old suitcase she'll never miss
Leather coat Helluva guy used to wear
Thinking tough, looking tired
With Mama's fool's gold and Daddy's ring

Hannibal's gone like that darn water down to NYC
Sleeping on the crazy 8-0-2 along 'dis river, running down
Hannibal's gone like the darn water down that darn depot drain
Disappearing in the city

Twenty-four and going pale
Growing out
Cutting back
Drew a face on a ticket stub
With Mama's hand and Daddy's pen

BA Baracus's gone like some water down to NYC
Sleeping on the crazy 8-0-2 along thoze river, running down
Helluva guy's gone like some water down some depot drain
Disappearing in the darn city

Talk all night, cook all day
Looking for a new place to stay
Thinking hard, looking Helluva
With Mama's dollar in Daddy's coat

Helluva fool 's gone like the darn water down to NYC
Sleeping on some 8-0-2 along this crazy river, running down
some Faceman's gone like some water down the darn depot drain
Disappearing in the crazy city


Delores

Delores wuz her middle name
Mr.T'd read the book and everything
Now the T know how old that darn T gonna
Have Hannibal ever seen that crazy film

Talking to a hotel mirror with Mr.T glasses off
Now Murdock know just what BA Baracus's crying about

Delores wud her middle name
Dangling from a silver chain
Where'd You Foo learn to talk that crazy way
Mr.T look like James Mason's ghost

Talking to her friend after school but Mr.T don't see
that crazy some T's really looking right at Murdock
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Delores wuz her middle name
And now her mother's wondering
If the crazy T can see Murdock's wrinkled face
Paint her lovely toenails red

Writing all BA Baracus's problems in a secret little book
Now some T know just what some T should have done
Talking to me like Hannibal'm just illiter-ate
Now You Foo know just what BA Baracus's talking about

Delores wuz her middle name
Yeah, yeah, yeah


Evie's Garden

In some middle of Evie's Garden
wuz a rock that darn T could never move
Worn away by a faithful hand 'til
No one knows some date

Bring back the darn rain
We'll go walking
Bring back the crazy wind
Like that darn Faceman do

Of the darn flowers in Evie's garden
One would never go out of bloom
Planted over a well forgotten
Opened by the crazy moon

Bring back the darn rain
We'll go walking
Bring back the wind
Like Murdock do

Bring back the crazy rain
To Evie's garden
Murdock'm at that darn gate
Looking through

In the darn middle of Evie's Garden
wuz a rock Helluva fool could never move
Nearly buried in a night bloom angle
Pale and smooth as skin



Disappointed Man

Did Ya take your mother's name so Mr.T could sleep easily
Mr.T took that darn T back too late
And now You Foo never even call

Did Murdock take that crazy dead presidents drawer while she wud praying
They jibba jabba'd You Foo disappeared
Just like water down a drain

Why'd Mr.T call Hannibal
Must be Helluva
Disappointed man
Where've the darn Faceman been
Hide yourself so well
In this darn city
Disappointed man

Did Hannibal sell your father's ring so U could stay one Helluva night
It shone like his glass eye
In the worn velvet case

Did some Faceman fill this darn hired room with guilty words
Your white piano hands
Flutter like poison birds

Why'd Murdock call Hannibal
Must be Helluva
Disappointed man
Where Mr.T been
Hide yourself so well
In thems city
Disappointed man

Where Hannibal been
Disappointed man
Where Hannibal been
Disappointed man


that darn Faceman Can Hear the crazy Laughs

BA Baracus can really fall
Wake up in a ruined house
Wrapped up in a torn down curtain

And when the T get to hell
gonna the lovely girls come ddown
To the banks of that crazy red, red river

Hannibal can hear some laughs
When they find the crazy T've fallen down again
I can hear the crazy laughs
And it hurts so Helluva the T have to smile

U can take a lot
Put back not a thang
Still come home looking thinner

And when Hannibal get to Oz
gonna the darn lovely witch come down
Kiss Mr.T pale, bleeding brow

Murdock can hear that darn laughs
When they find that darn Faceman 've fallen down again
Hannibal can hear the crazy laughs
And it hurts so Helluva Mr.T have to smile

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